Was soll der kack? Das Kind will offensichtlich nur spaß haben, aber Opa ist nun angefressen weil sein Enkel nicht erste geworden ist.

Als Krefelder kann ich auch endlich mal sagen, dass das nicht mehr als 20 km von hier entfernt passiert ist!

Fake News! Edgardo is a Rancher in Loncopué, Argentina. He found the baby Condor, who he calls Condorito (a famous chilean comic book character) on his back yard a few miles away from where Condors live. Since a few months ago he has been nourishing him. He had the support of Local wildlife authorities that where monitoring this activity. A day back in march he came alone, with one of his legs injured and they have been taking care of him since then. He called the wildlife authorities and they told him that he was born around October of last year and he most likely had lost his parents. He knew that the bird had to learn to feed for himself so a when a few animals died on his property he left them there so the Condor could eat in the "wild" A few weeks ago he decided to share his adventure with a couple of friends and family with a video he sent on whatsapp. Edgardo said that the story that the Condor came flying to visit him is simply not true because the Condor was still a baby (nestling) and at the time of the video the Condor could not fly yet. He knows that people exaggerate specially after a story goes viral. As of this week the Condor has already began to fly, and he has began to come less and less to visit and that is what they were expecting and hoping for so he could join his natural habitat. Apparently some other national authorities are trying to take him to a proper place, but he says that the Condor is free where he is, and in his natural habitat close to where other Condors roam. Quelle: tinyurl.com/yar458y8 via reddit.com

Wenn ich nicht so Fett wäre, könnte ich das auch!

Vielleicht solltest du einfach nicht mehr in die Frauenumkleide gehen.

Kompletter Satz nur mit "Inder": Der Inder in der Inderin.

Er ist halt nen typischer Turnbeutelvergesser!

Das du den Schlüpfer siehst ist nicht das problem, eher das du an dem Sattel schnüffelst nachdem du die Mädchen immer vom Fahrrad trittst.

Bie diesem Spielzeug handelt es sich um einen Nerf BowStrike Blaster, welcher nur einer Armbrust nachempfunden ist und nicht mit "Saufnapf" Geschossen ausgeliefert wird. Stattdessen werden sogenannte "Elite Darts" mitgeliefert.

Wenn ich kurz Douglas C. Engelbart zitieren darf: "Scrollen ist eine Kunst".