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Möwen sind Arschlöcher
Die gierigen Schlawiner sind nicht nur hinter deiner Pizza, deiner GoPro oder de...
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Gefräßige Möwe auf dem Dach
Bei Möwen haben wir ja schon fast alles gesehen. Angefangen bei der obligatorisc...
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Ein paar Bier und ein Snack...
... dachten sich nicht nur die zwei Kollegen.
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Frisch aus dem Schnabelgreifarmautomaten
Die Nahrungskette unter Möwen scheint sich seltsam im Kreis zu drehen.
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Lieber oben ohne
Für die Otto-Normal-Möwe bleibt das herablassende Verhalten der Oberschicht eine...
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Die neue Jahrmarkt-Attraktion
Mit dem neuen Feature verspricht man maximale Gefühlsachterbahn bei der Kundscha...
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Multilinguale Möwe
Fremdsprachen werden immer wichtiger. Besonders im Möwen-Video-Geschäft.
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Schadenfrohes Möwenpack
Nicht nur, dass sie einem die Pommes und ganze Burger aus der Hand klauen, sie s...
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Die Möwen-Mafia
Lange Zeit operierte sie völlig unbehelligt unter dem Radar, erst der Einstieg i...
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Die Möwe nimmt Flugstunden in Mexiko
Wenn du an einem sonnigen Nachmittag, die Wampe noch schön vom Sonntagsbraten ge...
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Die Drone abgeiern
Oder eher abadlern. You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherflapper.
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Ein Ende mit Schmackes
Zum Abschluß seiner Profikarriere feiert Dirk Möwitzki eine rauschende Party mit...
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Der Fürst der Möwen
Mit seinem Fußvolk unterwegs zur nächsten Huldigung.
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Die Möwe foppen
Weil die anderen Delfine seinen bisweilen gemeinen Humor schon längst nicht mehr...
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Eine Möwe stört man nicht beim Chillen
Und die Möwe stellt hier ein für alle Mal klar, was sie von Ruhestören hält und ...
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Alle Klappen dicht
Hoffentlich ist der Fisch sicher verstaut denn die Mitesser sind bereit und will...
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Pommes mit Beilage
Dieser Klassiker schmeckt immer und wird nie verschmäht, weil er einfach unwider...
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